Boobies and buttsecks! Seriously, no lie.

I worry that a lot of people tune out instantly once they realize that a post is political in nature. Working on the assumption that these people tune out because it can be a lengthy and boring topic, I think I have a good little solution. The site I am going to link below here has a super fast form you fill out (seconds, not minutes). It then matches up your values against all the presidential candidates and tells you who is the best match. Where I think it is a good idea is for people who have no friggin’ clue which candidate they might be interested in. Until you have somewhere to start from you can’t possibly begin to give it any comparitive thought. Obviously you shouldn’t run out and vote just from this, but I hope it helps at least someone get their bearings.

Don’t make me quote some stats on what an abyssmal percentage of citizens vote. And we wonder why we always get jackasses. I’ve always believed that if you don’t vote then you don’t get to bitch about anything.

Maybe if you’re nice to me I’ll share which candidate the thingy said I match with. Any guesses?

- shawn

[source: find your candidate]

ps: you can now ignore the substitute post right under this one.