How I spent my hard earned tax dollars. (volume 2)

I swear I am not picking on the military this week, but how could I resist this?

A Berkeley watchdog organization that tracks military spending said it uncovered a strange U.S. military proposal to create a hormone bomb that could purportedly turn enemy soldiers into homosexuals and make them more interested in sex than fighting.

You know there had to be a Power Point presentation involved when they were pitching this to get the requested $7.5 million. The slide I want to see is the one that explained this part,

The Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soldiers to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistibly attractive to one another,

Is there appropriate clipart for amorous soldiers casting aside their guns and peeking at one another’s bums? Was there giggling during the presentation, or were they all nodding and smiling at their ingenious master plan?

- shawn

[source: cbs 5]